What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 02:53

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
—
Still no good
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No go.
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
So they tried
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?