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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 02:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Woman attacked by rabid cat in Lynchburg, health officials say - WSET

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

No go.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

So they tried

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?